I've always smiled when I've heard this song "T BONE" of Neil's cause i know what inspired it. This may spoil your love of it or enhance your understanding. It's one of my treasured bit's of
Neil trivia.
I was 13 yrs old. It was the year 1973. I worked at the Bella Vista Restaurant and at Alex's Restaurant both along Skyline Blvd. on Kings Mtn. I was the dishwasher most nights of the week at the
Bella Vista Restaurant. Occasionally I worked at Alex's down the road as a backup for a friend.
Kings Mountain is the community I grew up in. I walked a trail through the redwood forest to my job at the Bella Vista.
The Bella Vista of course was known for it's great mountain top view. In former times it was a speak easy.
Kenneth Washburn'spaintings hung on the walls- He lived just across Skyline Blvd.
Pegi was one of the waitresses there. Skinny Pegi with the straight blonde hair and huge smile. This is how I think Neil heard this kitchen rant of the old Portuguese chef named Art Morris. Art was a gruff chef. He was never very friendly or happy. He was a chef on Navy Ships in his younger years and I think he worried too much. He lived across the street from the restaurant but because of his weight and style he would drive the 1000 ft to go to work. Sometimes he was nice to me and drove me home when it rained. He wore a clean white apron and a thin blue shirt and black polyester work slacks and big black work shoes. He had a good head of hair. He sweat a lot and he often had lots of burn marks on his arms. He was probably at 55 years old. He shuffled when he walked and mumbled words as he walked away like he was chewing fat. This gruff personality gave him real character and you either loved him or hated him. As the chef he prepared the entrees beginning in the afternoon and ordered all the meat and provisions for the restaurant and went to
G. Berta vegetable sellers in half Moon Bay to get the tomatoes for the salads. He was a co-owner along with Betty Hogan and Bob Hogan so there really was no way he'd ever be replaced and he was a penny pincher. He was a bit hard to work with but he maintained the 'Boss' personality. He wanted to see you working at all times so you learned to stay on your toes. I was his slave. He fed us all before work on the spoils of the kitchen. I cleaned and cut a case of green onions every Tuesday. I got along with him pretty well and hustled. But he would get really upset at some of the waitresses to no end if he wasn't having a good day. I don't think he cared for Pegi much and I think that's why Pegi liked working at Alex's better. Art treated the the older waitresses better. Art and Pegi would get into spats and short yelling matches in the kitchen. Pegi was fiesty and alive and took no shit from Art and knew where he crossed the line. Pegi worked Tuesdays and Wednesdays and sometimes would work the overflow front room on weekends. She drove an old
Red '62 Valiant. Whenever I saw her car I felt good coming to work. She was pretty and cute and fun to be around. I liked her. She was maybe 22 or 23 then. Neil eventually took a liking to her after meeting her at Alex's (where she also waited dinner.) Neil would also come to the Bella vista on Tuesdays and order and have the main dining room and Pegi the waitress pretty much to himself (Tuesdays were really slow) (..."Used to order just to watch her float across the floor"....?)
back to the T-bone story and I bet you know where I'm going with this..
On weekends we would serve about 200-250 dinners. And sometimes, especially on Sunday, we would run out of certain cuts or products. We served Chicken and several cuts of beef Steaks (Fillet Mignon, T-bone steak , and a small steak, frog legs and abalone and halibut were the odd things we served. Most people bought the chicken or Fillet. I know the T-bone was perhaps the most expensive cut of beef Art would buy each week and he hated to waste money and only ordered a couple dozen. He hated it when the steaks sat unsold. He was really frugal. Along with the meat every plate served got a signature foil-wrapped baked potato and a scoop of boiled peas or peas with carrots. That was dinner along with the shrimp/green salad I would make on the side table when not washing dishes.
On those hectic weekends when we'd serve so much food and have a packed house we'd sometimes run out of the good expensive stuff. And Art would get really pissed if the waitresses brought him orders for something after he ran out of it. He wasn't the best communicator so he'd inevitably run out things mid stream before fully informing the waitresses. Sometimes the waitresses all ordered the last T-bone at the same time and they'd have to return to the customers to tell em we ran out. No one liked doing that. It meant less of a tip I think.
Art would bellow so loud the whole restaurant could hear him in the back kitchen! He had these rants to the waitresses almost every Weekend and it was kind of predictable he'd get angry about running out of something and take it out on us and especially the waitress he didn't care for.
Amidst the din of the pots and pans and the oven door opening a closing to get the potatoes you would suddenly hear Art wail..."Ain't Got No T-Bone"!!!!! [God damn it!]
and when the baked potatoes ran out
....he'd mix up a batch from the dry flakes and yell out
[We]..."Got Mashed Potatoes"..
Mashed Potaoes were the backup to the the standard foil-wrapped baked potatoes and it was embarrassing to run out.
Oh. I remember some huge spats between Art and Pegi at the pick-up counter. I saw it all being the lowly dishwasher. I'm a witness to Art's food poetry and how Neil could have heard these phrases or Pegi brought back the stories. I think they would tease Art about the T-bone outages and how he was so predictable... why didn't he just buy more steaks??
I earned $1.25 an hour when I started there. Eventually I'd earn $2.50. When I left in 77 I was earning 8.00 as the janitor. (The Hogans and Art sold the Bella Vista in 1979)
Pegi eventually never came back to the
Bella Vista Restaurant to work. We missed her. Even Art missed her.
And one day in college I heard this new song of Neil's. On his Reactor album. 1981. I was living along Wildcat Creek and when I was feeling like it I would play it loud. That album had some anger in it.
The song is a rant just like Art Morris' kitchen rant. It only has about 3 different lines repeated over and over for 11 minutes or so. You get the point.
Pegi's 'Fresh Air' Interview with Terry GrossInteresting how Pegi does not name the Bella Vista in her interview but only Alex's. (Do you remember Alex with his red beard?)
Listen here:

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
No T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Re.act.or album 1981 Neil Young
